Wednesday, September 30, 2009

#3 - Jennifer Lopez

Seriously though, who does this bitch think she is? Who gives themselves a separate "gangsta" name? I'll tell you who -- people who aren't gangsta. She has tried her hand & has sucked at everything. Singing: Speaking words on different notes does not constitute singing. Acting: My favorite scene is when she dies in Selena. Perfume: Gag. I'd rather smell like a skunk. Waiting for tonight, when I can punch you in the face.

3 comments:

  1. Bel, you are my hero.

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  2. I think she's beautiful and amazing

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  3. Good for you. Everyone is entitled to their opinions. And you know what they say about people with opinions? They're like assholes. Wait, I don't know if I got that right...

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