Wednesday, September 30, 2009

#3 - Jennifer Lopez

Seriously though, who does this bitch think she is? Who gives themselves a separate "gangsta" name? I'll tell you who -- people who aren't gangsta. She has tried her hand & has sucked at everything. Singing: Speaking words on different notes does not constitute singing. Acting: My favorite scene is when she dies in Selena. Perfume: Gag. I'd rather smell like a skunk. Waiting for tonight, when I can punch you in the face.

#2 - Gary LeVox

The lead singer of Rascal Flatts, and a winy SOB. He has the hair of a 13 year old and the neck fat of a 400 lb man. But one of the biggest problems I have with him is that he can't decide what genre he's trying to present himself as. Is he country? Is he rock? Is he pop? Enough of this attempt at a crossover crap!! You're a country bumpkin -- Own it. Life is a highway, I want to punch you in the face all night long.

#1 - LeAnn Rimes


First on my list is LeAnn Rimes. Now I'm sure she's a very nice girl, but even when she was only 14 years old, I wanted to smack her. Something about her just makes you want to punch her in the face. Maybe it's that her head is WAAAYYY too big for her body. Maybe it's that she has the mouth of a horse. Maybe it's that she looks Japanese sometimes, and isn't Japanese at all. Who knows. But she's first. How do I live without punching you in the face?