Saturday, February 27, 2010

#5 - Jimmy Fallon

Now don't get me wrong - I used to think he was kinda funny. Used to. Back in 1998. When he was a "featured player" on SNL. Back when he could keep a straight face through an entire skit, or at least part of one. Before he had this pretentious attitude. Now he thinks he's the funniest man alive. I'm here to tell him, "You're NOT that funny anymore!". No one thought it was funny when you & Horatio Sanz burst into laughter during every skit you were in. Never taking anything seriously loses its appeal after about 20 minutes. And you're definitely no Conan. So get rid of that $#!t-eating grin, sit down, shut the hell up & let me punch you in the face!

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